FACEBOOK

I AM OLD AND FAT
MY HAIRS ALL GONE
BUT MY TEETH
ARE STILL HOLDING ON

BUT THERES A PLACE
WHERE I STILL LOOK GREAT
MY FRIENDS SEEM TO LOVE THIS PLACE

FACEBOOK FACEBOOK ITS SO GREAT
FACEBOOK FACEBOOK
 DONT YOU LOVE THIS PLACE

I SEND THEM PICTURES ABOUT MY LIFE
MY CARS,  MY HOUSE,  MY WIFE
THEY LOOK AND THEY LIKE IT
WHILE THEY STARE BACK
AT THEIR UGLY WIFES

FACEBOOK FACEBOOK ITS SO GREAT
FACEBOOK FACEBOOK
 DONT YOU LOVE THIS PLACE

I TELL THEM ABOUT MY 3 WEEK CRUISE
ALL THE HOLIDAYS AND THE BOOZE

I POST PICTURES OF FOOD
 IVE NEVER EATEN
BUT IT DONT MATTER
NOR HAVE THEY
THEY JUST LIKE IT ANYWAY

FACEBOOK FACEBOOK ITS SO GREAT
FACEBOOK FACEBOOK
 DONT YOU LOVE THIS PLACE

YOULL GET ALL THE TRUTH YOU NEED
ABOUT ME
FROM MY FACEBOOK PAGE

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS BELIEVE
AND LIKE IT

WORDS BY PETER STOCK HAMMERSMITHMUSICPROMOTIONS COPY RIGHT 2017